“Sone ke liye chaddar ki nahi neend ki zaroorat hai” Ajay Devgn
“Maa..isse utaa lena” – Sharman Joshi
“Karodon ki baat kar raha hu aur aap chutta jama kar rahe ho” – Arshad Warsi
“Bachpan me dekha tha, Lollipop khata tha, Choti chaddi pehenta tha, Badi shararat karta tha“
Gusse se dekh rahi ho yah shakal hi aaisi hai” – Ajay Devgn
“Challis saal ki shaadi shuda zindagi ke baad bhaagwaan … pati patni ko sirf goli maar sakta hai … seetti nahi” – Paresh Rawal
