LOL! 101 Knock Knock Jokes For Kids and Adults That Are So Bad They’re Good
Good knock knock jokes have been making people laugh for ages, regardless of their age. Kids, grandparents, and everyone in between gets a kick out of a funny knock knock joke. Of course, the best knock knock jokes can be a little corny, but that’s part of the fun. Given that killer knock knock jokes have a few parts, it can be tough to remember them over time, especially for kids. That’s why we rounded up some of the best knock knock jokes for kids.
But truth be told, even adults appreciate a good knock knock joke every now and then. So, don’t let age get in your way. Enjoy and share the funniest knock knock jokes with friends, family, and especially kids who need a good laugh.
1. Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel…that’s why I knocked!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
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3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do too!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, you can yodel!
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides clothes, you pay for them!
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. The joke is over.
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t know you were an owl!
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Let me in! Anita borrow something.
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
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22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in?
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help right now!
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out now?
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran here. I’m tired!
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. Look, right there!
28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Maybe some day you’ll recognize me!
29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the sink. I need to use it!
31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get to you.
32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
Actually, it’s to whom.
33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
34. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!
35. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alectricity. BUZZ!
36. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No I’m not!
37. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.
38. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice person.
39. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice snack be eaten?
40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in, it’s chilly out!
41. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t give me some candy!
42. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
43. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
44. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!
45. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck. Open up!
46. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!
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47. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Best Knock Knock Jokes
48. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you. Give me your money!
49. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you looking at me!
50. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?
51. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Nah, I’m more into almonds.
52. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.
53. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
54. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!
55. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
56. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
57. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me get inside?
58. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money please.
59. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson TV right now?
60. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee who?
Anee one you like!
61. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
62. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place!
63. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so here I am!
64. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
65. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!
66. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
67. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I forgot.
68. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t knock on random doors, but I had to meet you!
69. Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Imma.
Imma who?
Imma getting older waiting for you to open up!
70. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
71. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!
72. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person on your doorstep?
73. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire a path, I’m coming through!
74. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a text. Did you get it?
75. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!
76. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold outside!
77. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I’ll climb through the window.
78. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is!
79. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, so open it!
80. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can go hang out?
81. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!
82. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
83. Knock knock.
Who’s There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!
84. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!
85. Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
86. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new toy!
87. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!
88. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
89. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
90. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes!
91. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working?
92. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
92. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating!
93. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
Wait, you don’t know who you are?
94. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
A man da fix your door!
95. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open this door!
96. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
You’re not a shoe!
97. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you don’t let me in!
98. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alien.
Alien who?
Um, how many aliens do you know?
99. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andrew.
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!
100. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I’m dwowning.
101. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
